Auto-Tune a News #11: Pure Poppycock. (ft. Joel Madden)
Broadcasters spin stars as good as stars spin broadcasters as an meaningful hip-hop representation infuses the headlines of the day. Joel Madden guests as the illusory CBS correspondent. UPDATE: any similarity the conscious performers might bear to media personalities vital or passed is quite coincidental.Find Joel Madden online: http://www.goodcharlotte.comhttp://www.twitter.com/JoelMaddenMike Penny patches the shamisen. His YouTube channel:http://www.youtube.com/mikepenny01Need some-more auto-tuned headlines in your life? Subscribe! Or find us elsewhere:http://www.thegregorybrothers.comhttp://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothershttp://www.twitter.com/autotunethenewsLyrics accessible in the sealed captions (turn the upon during the bottom-right-hand dilemma of the youtube player)!and here:NF: You have the glamour of the slightly wet rag!Gorilla: Damp rag!NF: You have the entrance of the bank clerk!Gorilla: Bank Clerk!NF: Who have been you? I'd never listened of you!Gorilla: Eat my poo!NF: Nobody in Europe had ever listened of you!But we have no disbelief which it's your intentionTo be the still murderer of European democracy.Perhaps that's since we come from BelgiumWhich of course, is flattering most the non-country.We don't know you, we don't wish you!The earlier you're put out to grass, the better! We don't similar to you, we don't wish you!Gorilla: Our proof as good as reason have valid we wrong!Blverk: Go behind to Douchebagistan where we belong!Gorilla: Don't have me have to begin World War III !Blverk: Bring it on, these guns have been WMD!NG: We don't know you, we don't wish you!We don't similar to you, we don't wish you!KC: Last month, stand up comic Bill Cosby was astounded to review which he died.JM: How can he review if he's dead?KC: Chief Justice John Roberts was the final to know he resigned.JM: Maybe he should check his head!KC:All of those stories, of march have been pristine poppycockthat proliferated online.JM: we do it all the time, makin up s--- is so sublime.KC: But which of march is small condolence for the readerwho simply wants to roller the webwithout removing pulled underneath by the riptide of lies.JM: You can't strengthen the web from a--holes similar to me, shorty!KC: Truth can slice by cyberspace as fast as liesBloggers nibble during brand new report similar to piranhas in the poolJM: Don't dope around me for the dope we know as good as I, we're both removing owned by theBoth: Rip, riptide of liespulled underneath by the rip, riptide of liesPure poppycock!I wish to surf, roller the webwithout removing pulled underneath by the rip, riptide of lies!GB: You strike upon the masculine during the wedding.EM: we we SoGB: Explain which the single first.EM: Okay, so we're during the wedding, New Year's Eve,everyone had as well most to drink.There were 300 people there,I went with the bridesmaid, danced with her,I grabbed the bachelor.Now they're sayin we groped the masculine staffer!Yeah, we did! - Um. - Yeah, yeah, yeah!Staffers: A virile back-rub. Just the behind rub!EM: We all live together, all the bachelors as good as me. Staffers: Naked in the tub!EM:You can take anything out of context! Staffers:Huggin!EM: You can take anything out of context!Staffers: Scrubbin!EM: You can take anything out of context!Staffers: Rubbin as good as humpin!EM: Yeah! Staffers: Ticklin as good as jumpin!EM: Yeah, yeah! we tickled him compartment he couldn't breathe,then 4 guys jumped upon me.It's my fiftieth birthday.GB: Whether you're revelation the law or not,An avalanche is entrance your way.An avalanche of lies,SG: pulled underneath by an avalanche of lies!KC/JM: Pure poppycock!GB: Whether you're revelation the law or not,SG: you're upon trial to get caughtBoth: in an avalanche of lies!Staffer: Massa staffers! Droppin the St. Bernard of truthBut we already drank the brandyMy trainer tickles me similar to the loyal G,He straddles me so masculineNo stoppin' when i'm askin' himWhen he cootchie-coo my armpits, i'm the gonerTryna fake which i don't notice his boner!Tryna confuse him with headlines from ChinaHe only dump his drawers as good as lift out his vagina!--------Staffers:Whenever we listen to the trainer swaggerin down the hall,you know he gonna dump the stand in crater upon your tennis balls!You have to be the soldier, the genuine man,to ease the masculine staffer with the cadence from the proposal hand!Ain't nothin wrong with the Massa massagewhen you're in the ongoing platonic quintuple menage!The environment gripped in the bear cuddle which they can't escapeTryna fake they don't notice when he ejacu- -