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Left 4 Dead 2: 3 Days
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2vudi-ygow
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Left 4 Dead 2: T-Minus 3 Days (Game Release Countdown) S1E19
Left 4 Dead 2 is on shelves in 3 days! Start here to begin your preparation!
This is it. After long months of waiting, we're finally in the home stretch before the game is released. T-Minus takes over in the last remaining days to catch you up to speed on the latest news, game highlights, and Machinima coverage.
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Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2: Game Launch
Modern Warfare 2 Review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgI03BlOY_U
Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2: T-Minus Game Launch (Game Release Countdown) S1E17
Machinima.com Free iPhone App: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/machinima-com/id323165885?mt=8
This is it. After long months of waiting, we're finally at the launch. T-Minus is what takes over in the last remaining days to catch you up to speed on the latest news, game highlights, and Machinima coverage.
T-Minus: Modern Warfare is on shelves today! Start here to begin your preparation!
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Left 4 Dead 2: 2 Days
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggMYRB3kzjU
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Left 4 Dead 2: T-Minus 2 Days (Game Release Countdown) S1E20
Left 4 Dead 2 is on shelves in 2 days! Start here to begin your preparation!
This is it. After long months of waiting, we're finally in the home stretch before the game is released. T-Minus takes over in the last remaining days to catch you up to speed on the latest news, game highlights, and Machinima coverage.
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Start/Select - DC Universe Online + LA Noire Preview
The mighty J-Dug and irrepressible G-Man take a look at DC Universe Online and L.A. Noire this week, as well as fill you in on the latest news and run down the best of the last show's feedback. It's Start/Select!
Auto-Tune the News #11: Pure Poppycock. (ft. Joel Madden)
Broadcasters become stars and stars become broadcasters as an ominous hip-hop sample infuses the news of the day. Joel Madden guests as a fictional CBS correspondent. UPDATE: any resemblance the intentional performers may bear to media personalities living or dead is purely coincidental.
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http://www.youtube.com/mikepenny01
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Lyrics available in the closed captions (turn the on at the bottom-right-hand corner of the youtube player)!
and here:
NF: You have the charisma of a damp rag!
Gorilla: Damp rag!
NF: You have the appearance of a bank clerk!
Gorilla: Bank Clerk!
NF: Who are you? I'd never heard of you!
Gorilla: Eat my poo!
NF: Nobody in Europe had ever heard of you!
But I have no doubt that it's your intention
To be the quiet assassin of European democracy.
Perhaps that's because you come from Belgium
Which of course, is pretty much a non-country.
We don't know you, we don't want you!
The sooner you're put out to grass, the better!
We don't like you, we don't want you!
Gorilla: Our logic and reason have proved you wrong!
Bølverk: Go back to Douchebagistan where you belong!
Gorilla: Don't make me have to start World War III !
Bølverk: Bring it on, these guns are WMD!
NG: We don't know you, we don't want you!
We don't like you, we don't want you!
KC: Last month, comedian Bill Cosby
was surprised to read that he died.
JM: How can he read if he's dead?
KC: Chief Justice John Roberts
was the last to know he resigned.
JM: Maybe he should check his head!
KC:All of those stories, of course are pure poppycock
that proliferated online.
JM: I do it all the time, makin up s--- is so sublime.
KC: But that of course is little solace for the reader
who simply wants to surf the web
without getting pulled under by a riptide of lies.
JM: You can't protect the web from a--holes like me, shorty!
KC: Truth can rip through cyberspace as quickly as lies
Bloggers gnaw at new information like piranhas in a pool
JM: Don't play me for a fool you know as well as I,
we're both getting owned by the
Both: Rip, riptide of lies
pulled under by a rip, riptide of lies
Pure poppycock!
I want to surf, surf the web
without getting pulled under
by a rip, riptide of lies!
GB: You hit on a guy at a wedding.
EM: I I So
GB: Explain that one first.
EM: Okay, so we're at a wedding, New Year's Eve,
everyone had too much to drink.
There were 300 people there,
I went with a bridesmaid, danced with her,
I grabbed a bachelor.
Now they're sayin I groped a male staffer!
Yeah, I did! - Um. - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Staffers: A manly back-rub. Just a back rub!
EM: We all live together, all the bachelors and me.
Staffers: Naked in the tub!
EM:You can take anything out of context!
Staffers:Huggin!
EM: You can take anything out of context!
Staffers: Scrubbin!
EM: You can take anything out of context!
Staffers: Rubbin and humpin!
EM: Yeah!
Staffers: Ticklin and jumpin!
EM: Yeah, yeah! I tickled him till he couldn't breathe,
then four guys jumped on me.
It's my fiftieth birthday.
GB: Whether you're telling the truth or not,
An avalanche is coming your way.
An avalanche of lies,
SG: pulled under by an avalanche of lies!
KC/JM: Pure poppycock!
GB: Whether you're telling the truth or not,
SG: you're guaranteed to get caught
Both: in an avalanche of lies!
Staffer: Massa staffers! Droppin a St. Bernard of truth
But we already drank the brandy
My boss tickles me like a true G,
He straddles me so masculine
No stoppin' when i'm askin' him
When he cootchie-coo my armpits, i'm a goner
Tryna pretend that i don't notice his boner!
Tryna distract him with headlines from China
He just drop his drawers and pull out his vagina!
--------
Staffers:
Whenever you hear the boss swaggerin down the hall,
you know he gonna drop a double cup on your tennis balls!
You have to be a soldier, a real man,
to soothe a male staffer with the stroke from a tender hand!
Ain't nothin wrong with a Massa massage
when you're in a chronic platonic quintuple menage!
The entourage gripped in a bear hug that they can't escape
Tryna pretend they don't notice when he ejacu- -
